BOOKS ARE FOR PUSSIES: HENRY MILLER


"She seems to tremble when she feels my tongue in her cunt. She can't think of enough things to do to my dong in return...she bites it, licks my balls, does everything but swallow the whole works. She even pulls her fig further apart with her fingers, until i have my tongue so far in that it must be tickling her womb. Suddenly there's a flood. She's come, and she almost bites my prick in two. I let her fuck my mouth with her juicy thing...I want to see what she looks like, what she'll do when John Thursday blows up in her teeth...i lie on my back again and watch her work over him. Her head rises and falls slowly. The look of surprise...she's found something warm coming into her mouth. Then her slant eyes close. She swallows and sucks, swallows and sucks..."
CHRIST ALMIGHTY, MY COCK WAS ROCK HARD READING THIS BOOK...from beginning to end...from page 1 to page 288...i had such a case of blu balls boy that i had to wear an ice pack strapped to my cock...my mom who was visiting asked me what was going on...i told her a peacock bit me...she fucking bought it, but that's not surprising as she was fucked up on sleeping pills and wine 98% of the time she was here...anyway, this book is pure comedic porn...pure raunch...says on the back that "In 1941, Henry Miller was commissioned by a Los Angeles bookseller to write an erotic novel for a dollar a page...and Opus Pistorum is that book."...i was always kind of pissed at Henry Miller for literally biting the style of one of my all time favourite writers Louis Ferdinand Celine...but i've come around in recent years to appreciating Miller a bit more...and i'm all the way around after this cock sucking romp through Paris...Miller and his cock that he names "John Thursday" do some serious fucking in this book...every page has fucking in it...it makes James Joyce "Penelope" chapter in Ulysses read like a boy scout manual...Opus Pistorum runs the jewels on every fucking way to fuck or be fucked...you got standard missionary, woman on top, from the side, doggy style, 69, lots of dick sucking, jism swallowing, pussy juice drinking, lots of ass fucking too...you got fucking with midgets, with dogs, with cult leaders, with lesbians, with wives, with 10 year olds...you got rapes, blind dates, one woman even sticks the back end of her brush up her bush...you got black, white, chinese, french, italian, spanish, british, american...you got one on one, two on one, three on one, four on one...you got one guy and one woman, two guys and one woman, two women and one guy, three women and two guys...a math teacher could draw up some excellent skill testing questions for the kids with a book like this...tonight as i was reading this my dick was making my pants look like a teepee...my cat was looking at me like "i betta get the fuck out of here"...i most certainly am up for fucking pussy though...WARNING: but like i said this book will give you a serious fucking hard on...which should make your wife or girlfriend extremely happy...and if you're single you're gonna need to hit up the atm machine and get you a lady of the night...cause your hand ain't gonna do shit to relieve the itch you'll be getting...